CM via Marc Jacobs
if you’re feeling sad here are some motivational tweets from lil b
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
*on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog
YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL
This gives me such a sense of satisfaction is that weird
Especially the cars
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
Athena Wilson and Yuri Pleskun